ediction

9. Mr Manera

ediction — Thu, 07 May 2009 04:52:28 +0000

n. A scapegoat for any human error.

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eg. Sheesh, this invoice is full of typos. Looks like they got Mr Manera to type it up for them!

ETYMOLOGY. Mr Manera’s first name is Hugh. Hugh Manera = human error.

8. Blurgh

ediction — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 11:43:51 +0000

n. Gentle expletive meaning darn, drats, ugh, et al. Oft preceded by a pointed ‘hhhhh’ (sigh).

7. Wartopilot

ediction — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 08:40:14 +0000

n. A mode of being, prevelant in young ladies who have assumed the characteristics of a warthog, in which one loses all inhibition and capacity for social nuance consequently engaging in compulsive behaviour of a particularly sexual and/or domineering nature.

6. Brainzex

ediction — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 02:29:06 +0000

n. 1 Non-physical attraction. 2 Intellectual or witty, non-physical flirtation.

vb. To have intercourse with a person’s intellect.

Also brainzexy – adj. sexually attractive, with regard to intellect or wit.

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eg. Yeah he’s hot, but could you have brainzex with him?

5. Turkeycola

ediction — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:30:28 +0000

n. A dark alcoholic beverage containing a mixture of Wild Turkey bourbon and any type of cola: Coke, Diet Coke, Coke Zero, Pepsi, Pepsi Max, Australia’s Choice decaffeinated cola, etc. Often consumed by truck drivers, hipster doofuses and warthogs.

4. Warthog

ediction — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 22:42:35 +0000

n. Teenage and twenty-something girls who engage in risky, self-destructive or promiscuous behaviour.

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eg. OMG, why did I shag that Dutch backpacker last night? When I drink that much turkeycola, I just turn into a total warthog!

ETYMOLOGY. There is a school of thought claiming that Warthog is derived from the acronym WHTOG, which stands for What’s Happening to Our Girls?, a book about girls and the kind of behaviour warthogs exemplify.

3. Computiful

ediction — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 01:06:08 +0000

adj. A piece of technology aesthetically pleasing to the senses or mind.

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eg. Ooh those fairy lights are computiful.

2. Involuminati

ediction — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:56:39 +0000

pl n. People with lifeless hair.

1. Bogong

ediction — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 23:30:13 +0000

n. Fat bogan.

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ETYMOLOGY. Cross between bogan and dugong.